We had a teddy bear to name. The kids wanted to call it Jesus. We had to relent because the local vicar threatened to tear off the heads of all the kids and spit down the hole. We called it Gay instead. The vicar invited us all round for cucumber sandwiches and tea. We did have some bother from the local hairdresser though - but he is less worrying than the vicar and Sarah (who is 5) kicked his ass.
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blacksheep63
Pro - 13 Dec. 2007 @ 23:25:05
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is there only one vicar in your village?
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OptimisticCynic
- 18 Dec. 2007 @ 20:01:03
He is the only vicar in the village. The teddy is the real loser in all of this since he is under police protection and his movements are severely limited. It's very sad.
The hairdresser is pleased though since BBC Radio 1 listened to his concerns over the use of the word "faggot" by Shane MacGowan 20 years ago. His Christmas levels of stress are so much lower now. -
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The_Walrus
Pro - http://www.doctor-dark.co.uk
- 13 Dec. 2007 @ 23:38:55
Well that got you some interesting Google ads...
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is there just the one teddy bear in your village